If you ask me Ronaldo looks very bad here. Jeremy is ten times better. I couldn't believe my eyes when Cristiano couldn't keep the ball off the floor with very basic dribbling.
No need for a ball, nor a coach, nor a PS3, not even more than two players, some screws, and any coin. You can start making your own formation, and enjoy, perhaps, the least expensive board game.
I might make my own soon.