Zimbabwean says he is in love with prostitute who turned into a donkey

A Zimbabwean man has told a court that he hired a prostitute who during the night transformed into a donkey, and that he is now “seriously in love” with the animal, state media said on Wednesday. 

“I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with the donkey,” Sunday Moyo told the court, according to The Herald newspaper.

Moyo, 28, was arrested in the town of Zvishavane, about 300 kilometers (185 miles) south of the capital Harare on Sunday.

He said he had paid $25 for a prostitute, and was surprised Sunday morning when he heard people accusing him of having sex with a donkey.

Moyo has been charged with bestiality. The court has ordered him to undergo a mental examination, The Herald said.

I don't know what kind of mental disease this man has, but I think he killed the prostitute and to cover it up he had sex with a donkey... Genius???

How hard can it be, if a monkey can do it?

Karate doesn't seem so hard to me anymore

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1. Chimpanzees

Many researchers discover that chimps can learn a lot of thing that others can’t. Using symbols and teaching them to other chimps is only one of them.  They also understand aspects of human language, including concepts of number and numerical sequence as well as some relational syntax. Chimpanzees make tools and use them to acquire foods, for social displays.  Above all, chimpanzees have a better memory than any other creature, including humans.  They are analytical and good in solving problem, clearly capable of insight and complex “cognitive performance” in both the captivity and in wild, and particularly adept at analyzing relative relationships. After all these traits, sharing 96% of their DNA with ours, chimpanzees deserve to top our list as the smartest animal in the world.

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