Porsche Design Johnnie Walker Blue Label Private Bar

Usually when we talk about cars, we try to keep alcohol as far away from the conversation as possible. However, this time, we have no choice but to put the indulgence front and center. This is a special Johnnie Walker Blue Label Private Bar designed by Porsche. Of course, this toy comes with a hefty price tag, not unusual for a Porsche item. It costs £100,000 or about $155,000, even more expensive than a Porsche 911 Turbo ($137,500). There will be only 50 units built, sold worldwide.

Zimbabwean says he is in love with prostitute who turned into a donkey

A Zimbabwean man has told a court that he hired a prostitute who during the night transformed into a donkey, and that he is now “seriously in love” with the animal, state media said on Wednesday. 

“I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with the donkey,” Sunday Moyo told the court, according to The Herald newspaper.

Moyo, 28, was arrested in the town of Zvishavane, about 300 kilometers (185 miles) south of the capital Harare on Sunday.

He said he had paid $25 for a prostitute, and was surprised Sunday morning when he heard people accusing him of having sex with a donkey.

Moyo has been charged with bestiality. The court has ordered him to undergo a mental examination, The Herald said.

I don't know what kind of mental disease this man has, but I think he killed the prostitute and to cover it up he had sex with a donkey... Genius???

Best catch maybe EVER?

I don't know about you but my jaw still drops every time I watch this. The first time I watched it, I almost dislocated it.

So be careful.

My culinary experience

People who know me, know how much I love good food. With that in mind, I had no clue about how to make good food when I first came to university. Mama was always there to provide the best dishes for years and I never thought I'd need to learn from her. For 4 years of mac and cheese, frozen microwavable goods and burnt rice and meat got me to the breaking point. I've had enough. So I started reading, watching and trying different sort of things with one main thing in mind, perfecting a medium cooked steak. Meat is my favorite type of food, some friends go as far as calling me a carnivore, so steaks was at the top of my list. Now after numerous failed attempts, I started to get the hang of it. Not only I became capable of cooking steaks at any temperature but I realized how easy it was...
Now it looks something like this...
For recipes or tips don't hesitate to send me a comment or an email or a facebook message, I'll be happy to share.

Medium cooked fillet mignon on a portabella mushroom, topped with onions, with a side of salad and rice.

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US debt crisis explained better than an expert would explain.

This guy in my opinion is the voice of the United States population all put together to come up with a 2 minutes video.

P.S. LOVE the comment about the 37 states going through a heat wave.

(through Wael Dreegia)

Even kids have to answer to Karma...

So one afternoon a dad was filming his son playing the wii, dancing to Michael Jackson's song smooth criminal when his other kid used a sock to slap his father with. Little did he know karma was right behind him. If you are wondering, yes these are Lebron James kids and the person holding the camera is Lebron himself. In his own words "This is what happens when u being bad! Karma comes right back to bite u. LMAO!!"

Smartest Kid In 1st Grade

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'

Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal:
'What is 3 x 3?'

Harry:
'9.'

Principal:
'What is 6 x 6?'

Harry:
'36.'

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade'

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions..'

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?'

Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: 'Pockets.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?'

Harry: 'Pants.'

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?'

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?'

Harry: 'Shake hands .'

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'

Harry:
'Firetruck.'

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
teacher, 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.