Zimbabwean says he is in love with prostitute who turned into a donkey

A Zimbabwean man has told a court that he hired a prostitute who during the night transformed into a donkey, and that he is now “seriously in love” with the animal, state media said on Wednesday. 

“I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with the donkey,” Sunday Moyo told the court, according to The Herald newspaper.

Moyo, 28, was arrested in the town of Zvishavane, about 300 kilometers (185 miles) south of the capital Harare on Sunday.

He said he had paid $25 for a prostitute, and was surprised Sunday morning when he heard people accusing him of having sex with a donkey.

Moyo has been charged with bestiality. The court has ordered him to undergo a mental examination, The Herald said.

I don't know what kind of mental disease this man has, but I think he killed the prostitute and to cover it up he had sex with a donkey... Genius???

Even kids have to answer to Karma...

So one afternoon a dad was filming his son playing the wii, dancing to Michael Jackson's song smooth criminal when his other kid used a sock to slap his father with. Little did he know karma was right behind him. If you are wondering, yes these are Lebron James kids and the person holding the camera is Lebron himself. In his own words "This is what happens when u being bad! Karma comes right back to bite u. LMAO!!"

Smartest Kid In 1st Grade

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'

Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal:
'What is 3 x 3?'

Harry:
'9.'

Principal:
'What is 6 x 6?'

Harry:
'36.'

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade'

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions..'

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?'

Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: 'Pockets.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?'

Harry: 'Pants.'

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?'

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?'

Harry: 'Shake hands .'

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'

Harry:
'Firetruck.'

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
teacher, 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.

Hunger is a bitch!!!

Funny Pictures 1

Daddy hired a body guard!

The erectrician

Get it? or not yet?

Even he knows...

First the look then the universal head nod, known by all men.

Moments some people would like to erase from their memory

We've all been there , we all have those embarrassing moments that we wish never happened. So we're allowed to laugh at those people since we fall in the same category

Fireworks in the ghetto

Kobe's day with the Jackass crew

Don't know if the dunk is real, it looks fake to me but his reaction the the pool filled with black mambas is hilarious. Then you see Jackass members chilling in the pool with the snakes

Are women born this way?

Did you ever sit with a girl who would not shut up? Don't blame her, it's not her fault, she was just born this way...

Chimps reaction to magic tricks

As I was watching this video I was thinking to myself, why didn't anybody try that before. Only Japanese TV would think of something like that. There's our reaction to magic then there's kids reactions, animals who are completely oblivious to magic then there are chimps, after all they are the closest to us. You can see how chimps react to magic almost like us only with 10 times more expression of surprise.

Senior Synchronized Swimming

This is actually a sad story of an old women, passionate about synchronized swimming and living life to it's fullest but her age was limiting her abilities. She then turned to medical marijuana and it helped a little bit but MS was also another problem she was facing and eventually she couldn't live the same way she did before. I am sad to see some people consume marijuana for the wrong reasons, I think it's very hypocritical... It's like eating a lot of food while someone right next to you needs it and can't get it. But I like to see the humor in everything I see, it makes life a lot more fun, so I present to you "Aquadettes" the senior synchronized swimming team from California. The 2012 Aquadettes calender will be out soon...

Aquadettes from California is a place. on Vimeo.

Girl has an orgasm on roller coaster

And they say it's hard to please a girl... Just don't take your girlfriend to disneyland she might never leave again.

Hungry animals

Who's phone is this?

I bet you there's not one husband out there who would've said that!

Funniest slap EVEN, Kung fu style

I would've told you pull this finger :p

Some people are born lucky, some even breath luck!

No I don't envy them... No really I don't.... Ok maybe a little... but not a lot... alright I hate them! We breath the same air and live similar lives, why do I always find a way to hit the ground, burn my food, lose my passport while traveling, get my credit car stolen, get hit by a car, and fall into a deep empty pool... and they don't!

Mr. Bean on stage, "Drummer"

What he is doing is actually harder then playing the drums. I am impressed but can't stop laughing.

Watch out gamers, grandma hardcore is online!

Video games don't know sex, race or age, as proven in this video. A senior gamer who feels as old as she thinks she is. Her age is close to her highest score online.